I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
My orgasm happened in two different decades
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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