At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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