the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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