dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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