Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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