i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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