can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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