so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Found your dick twin last night
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
