Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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