I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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