So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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