Best friends brother. Beat that.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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