everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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