Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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