Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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