do herpes really smell.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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