Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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