Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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