YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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