and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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