Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Randomize
