the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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