loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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