So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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