You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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