I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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