sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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