He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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