I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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