So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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