i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
bring money and cleavage
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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