talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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