butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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