Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Porn is love you can see.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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