I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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