brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I need moral support for this bender
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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