singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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