conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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