I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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