I could have mohawked her pubes.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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