Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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