She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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