Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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