is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We're too hungover to prance.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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