remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So much rum. So many feels.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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