New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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