Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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