Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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