I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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