Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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