i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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