Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
