When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Randomize
