Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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