No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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