But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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